Who’s going to be the comic relief this season without Joe and Larry bc both Seb and Big Red had that nailed but none of the other characters have that?? And who goes into a new season with 2/3 of the couples broken up (not literally broken up but not in the same place and maybe not even in the show at all)?????? Why, Tim???? What’s the purpose of this???? Why do you make such shitty decisions????? WHY?????
so let me get this straight. belle is dating lefou, but she’s also gaston’s cousin. gaston asked out babette who recently had a Thing with the beast and also lives with belle. the beast is newly broken up with a fork who used to be a rose. the fork who used to be a rose is best friends with mrs. potts, who is dating (?) the rival school beast. mrs. potts is also the manager at lefou’s family’s pizzeria, where lefou and the rival school beast work. lefou is best friends with the beast but has also been friends with the fork (who used to be a rose, yes) since childhood. the fork used to date gaston. then on the sidelines lumiere and chip are dating but recently had a fight that was resolved when the beast helped lumiere write a song about how awesome chip is. lumiere is also co-choreographing with babette, whose celebrity brother just bro-zoned her date (gaston) for her, which is objectively hilarious. did i cover everything?
