#big red
imagine being a 20 something in the 70s and instead of blogging u have a ham radio where u talk abt ur obsession with elderly actors like henry fonda and cary grant and make fun of the normie girls who obsess over john travolta or robert de niro
Yall laugh but my grandma was very popular among CB radio nerds in the 70s and her code name was Big Red (she was neither big nor redhaired nor an enjoyer of Big Red so idk) and my mom had to break it off with so many potential dates because she’d bring them around to the house to meet her parents only to find these guys were CB nerds who were more interested in her mom.
your grandma was an absolute chad #respect
Kind of a gilf, over. Reblog, over.
Is this mamma mia 2, cause here we go again
2x02
Seb and Carlos at North High
2x07
Omg you guys, get out here
2x04
The whole family
2x05
Cast party at Ashlyn’s you guys!!
1x10
You are looking at latinx lumiere!!!
2x02
big red and ashlyn? the writers really decided to put the purest characters together, huh?
BIG RED WITH THE FLASHLIGHT! I’M LITERALLY YELLING!
so i just learned ashlyn and big red would be drift compatible.
ashlyn’s little crush on big red is so freakin’ cute i’m gonna get a toothache.
how high school musical: the musical: the series should’ve ended.
Ah, Jupiter. This gentle giant. This moon hauling mama. As always, Miss Red is misread by the mainstream. Let’s break it down.
What do we know about Jupiter? Something about luck, philosophy, risk taking, joke making. Alright - kind of, but not really.
Jupiter has nothing to do with stand-up and everything to do with growing up. This mammoth orb is the maturitymaker.Wherever Jupiter falls in your chart shows you where you’ve got some growing to do - it’s the area where you need to learn how to manage your energy better, so you can shed that self-centered baby shit you got going on and learn how to cooperatewith the big bad world and connectwith deeper shit you got inside you.
Miss Red helps you organizeandunderstandyour life - Jupiter helps you take your giant, gooey glob of experiences and structure all that shit intoa story with ameaning. This is why we associate Jupiter (and Sag) with philosophy- not because Jupiter is some stormy brain in the sky eating grapes and thinking thoughts for fun, but because the meaningyou take away from your fantastic farrago of experiences becomes your “life philosophy.” You don’t just wake up all fresh and newly born with a deep, dimensional understanding of life, you developthat shit over time, through having and processing experiences.
We think of Jupiter as a jovial, risking taking baddie, but the deeper dimension to this risk taking trope is that the more you put yourself out there, the more you solidify your understanding of you are. Yep, you’ve gotta live - however “living” looks like for you - because it’s through getting out there and gathering experiences that you start to figure out who the fuck you really are and what the fuck you’re actually about. Jupiter is the planet of getting your mf shit together - learning, maturing,cooperating, and developinginto a fully functioning member of society.
Really, Jupiter is a bridge. It helps you move away from being a self-centered bitch and move towardsbeing part of the bigger picture. But in order to be part of it, you gotta see it to begin with. Let Jupiter show you were you got the most potential to mature.
As always, particulars for the party people:
JUPITER IN THE FIRST (1) You better think about phasing out your insecurityfueled need to push yourself away and stop deep-throating rigid beliefs, so that you can grow into one seriously deep bitch capable of knowing,trustingandrelyingonherself, her feelings, and her findingsabove all else.
JUPITER IN THE SECOND (2) You better think about phasing out your ego-trip induced belief that you own and control shit, so that you can grow into one seriously wise bitch capable of managingand expandingall kinds of wealth - physical, mental and emotional.
JUPITER IN THE THIRD (3) You better think about phasing out your inconsiderate, unaccountable, rigid ass way of thinking, so that you can grow into one seriously focused bitch capable of intentionally directing and organizing your mind, relationships and environment.
JUPITER IN THE FOURTH (4) You better think about phasing out your weak ass definitions of “real” and your inability to deal with even a single one of your feelings,so that you can grow into one seriously grounded bitch capable of having the most stable, secure, nourishing relationships to ever grace the Earth.
JUPITER IN THE FIFTH (5) You better think about phasing out your radically incorrect self-perception and emotionally irresponsible behavior, so that you can grow into one seriously charming bitch capable of leadingothers,creatingdope ass shit, and really, truly believing in herself.
JUPITER IN THE SIXTH (6) You better think about phasing out yourself-sabotaging “it is what it is there’s nothing I can do besides blindly accept my fate” monologue, so that you can grow into one seriously aware bitch capable of refining her valuesandmaking actual movestowardscreatinga truly fulfilling life.
JUPITER IN THE SEVENTH (7) You better think about phasing out your insanely selfishneed to avoid responsibility and emotional maturity in relationshipslike it’s the fucking plague, so that you can grow into one seriously fearless bitch capable of meeting other people where they’re at,ready to get your fucking change on through relationships.
JUPITER IN THE EIGHTH (8) You better think about phasing out your superiority complex “I’m deeper than you” manipulativeemotional hedge fund persona, so that you can grow into one seriously real bitch capable of reaching the deepest depths and bringing all kinds of mfs together through empathy,knowledgeandunderstanding.
JUPITER IN THE NINTH (9) You better think about phasing out your delusional, never seen a fact “I’m right and everybody else is wrong” narrative, so that you can grow into one seriously open bitch capable of long game planning and management and spiritual understanding.
JUPITER IN THE TENTH (10) You better think about phasing out your “nobody understands me” bs that continues to excuse your unhealthy,secretivebehavior, so that you can grow into one seriously powerful bitch capable of holding herself to the highest standard and fucking livingby it.
JUPITER IN THE ELEVENTH (11) You better think about phasing out your endless list of excusesas to why you can’t rise the fuck up to the occasion and make a single difficult decision, so that you can grow into one seriously visionary bitch capable of standing the fuck up for what’s right and putting your geniusplans into action.
JUPITER IN THE TWELFTH (12) You better think about phasing out your unaccountable, tree-in-the-wind filled need to get blown around by everybody’s energy, so that you can grow into one seriously perceptive bitch capable of emotionally holding her ownandsubtly and effectively managing the group vibe.
Peace, bitches. Happy charting.
XO BULLSHIT FREE ASTROLOGY
Finn x Big Red OTP 4lyfe.
Or…cute goobers being cute. Again. Stahp.
“Glorious”
♥️Bailey Jay♥️
hsmtmts families ranked in terms of how dysfunctional they are
8. nini’s and her moms - this feels obvious. we know mama carol has a good relationship with everyone in nini’s circle including her ex, and mama dana has a good relationship with her own mother and brings that stability and love to nini’s life. it also probably helps that they are gay, so nini was most likely meticulously planned and grew up super open minded and tolerant.
7. kourtney and her mom - her mom is SO sweet and supportive and i love her. she’s in kourtney’s corner with everything and thinks the world of her, and i think it’s mutual. she listens to kourtney’s relationship issues and reassures her with the fact that she is a strong and independent woman. we haven’t seen too much of them but they don’t seem to have any issues.
6. seb and his extended family - they ALL came to hsm to see him and are clearly very supportive. they set time aside for him even though they are a working family. i only rank them slightly lower than nini and kourt because he has a lot of siblings which inherently is a little dysfunctional (source: i have a sister)
5. big red and his parents - they seem very proud of him finding his niche with hsm and they were cool with ricky staying over when he needed. not only that, they let the whole drama club rehearse in their basement overnight that one time! big red also works at the family pizza shop and it’s clearly important to him. i knocked off a few points for how him and his mom clash sometimes over scheduling big red for shifts when he already had plans that she knew about.
4. carlos and his family - we know carlos has a couple of sisters, but we also know his parents aren’t super involved in his general life. they came to hsm, but they didn’t have anything planned for his sixteenth birthday. his mom would be willing to press charges if carlos got hate crimed, which is good, but we haven’t seen much of her other than that. we also know carlos planned his sisters’ quinceañeros, though whether it’s because he likes his sisters or just planning parties is anybody’s guess. it might be the money - rich people are stereotypically aloof and stuff, and it could also explain why carlos equates gift giving to expressing affection.
3. ricky and his parents (and todd) - the problem here is that mike and lynne are both doing their best, but their best is… not great and ricky keeps getting stuck in the middle. mike is a nice guy, but he has a habit of dropping big news on ricky at inopportune times, not to mention the fact that he started dating ricky’s drama teacher kinda really fast without talking to him about it in any meaningful way. lynne fucked up BIG time by bringing todd to hsm (clearly ricky does NOT like todd), which she fortunately seems to recognize and regret now, but she also did lowkey skip town and abandon her kid when she went to chicago on business and never came back. again, they’re both nice people and express an interest in ricky’s life (see: lynne asking if he was okay after breaking up with nini again) but they just have too much going on in their own individual lives to really be good parents.
2. the caswells - literally where the fuck even are they? they’re ALWAYS out of town and leave ej with ashlyn. The cousins get along, obviously, but we also know ashlyn has no patience for ej’s bullshit (s1 phone incident). cash caswell is a whole other monster to examine, but we know he and ej don’t exactly see eye to eye, and ej disapproves of his dad throwing their money around. more rich people weirdness.
1. gina, her mom, and jamie - here we have a winner! it’s not even that they’re a BAD family, but none of them live with pr even really talk to each other. jamie’s in LA, gina’s in salt lake, and their mother went from the east coast somewhere to louisiana. they don’t know each other very well, jamie hadn’t seen gina in a LONG time, and their mother impressed some fairly unhealthy mindsets on both of them (if you’re not first you’re a loser, always keep pushing to get what you want, etc). not to mention her dragging gina across the country from job to job, which is not at all a stable home for a young girl to grow up in. jamie obviously left a while ago and probably sends some financial support, but that’s not the same as actually being with family nor did it actually stabilize their economic standing when gina was living with their mom in utah. he and gina are terrible at communication, and we know he thinks little of himself as a sibling, telling ej that it’s probably better if gina has an older brother figure that specifically isn’t him. there’s clearly a lot of love in the family, but they are a fucking mess.
