#reibert
Bertholdt: Do you ever feel like you’re being watched?
Reiner: All the time. When you look good, you get used to it.
Bertholdt:
Bertholdt: are you ok?
Reiner: i’m gonna start charging people money to ask me that.
Reiner: Bertholdt and I are so close we even share a toothbrush.
Bertholdt: We what.
I feel so bad for Armin.
He’s probably been having ReiBert porn playing on loop in his head for the past four years
Bonus: “So that’s what those clapping sounds I kept hearing in the middle of the night were…”
Reiner: I just had the most amazing bath.
Bertholdt: Really? I don’t like baths.
Reiner: You like them with me.
Bertholdt: It’s not the bath I enjoy, it’s the wet hot guy.
Bertholdt: Can you do me a favour?
Reiner: I would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my DNA at the crime scene, and take the blame for it if you asked to
Bertholdt: Can you wash the dishes?
Reiner: No.