#relays
i don’t know if any of the reds and blues really count as “feral.” season 8 wash was kinda but not like in the rabies way more like an abandoned fighting dog.
if you see a simmons fan that treats him like an uwu baby they are not to be trusted. if you see a simmons fan that treats him like an unhinged freak they will be smarter than anyone you’ve ever met
like simmons isn’t feral he’s very much domesticated it’s just that he was domesticated by a man who installed a fax machine into his ass. he’s miserable enough to be a poor little meow meow but he isn’t wet enough. like he was abandoned in a box on the side of the road but it was not raining. pathetic but not pitiable.
“we’re already in space. where are the cowboy times”
“WE MUST SUMMON THE COWBOYS. COME NOW. WE MUST GATHER THE SKULLS OF CATTLE”
PS5 Omega bit curtousy of @leonardalphachurch
the real reason wash lost it with epsilon in his head
damn girl they didnt lie that Halo Infinite CAN make me sad
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tucker, leaning conversationally: yeah, church thinks it’s cringe that i love my kid, (he assumes the Guy Fieri pose) but that’s only because his parents didn’t love him as a child. Whapow!
smash cut to Washington looking horrified in the same manner as the Tails Gets Trolled face while trying to eat his breakfast.
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get real (insp)
if i had the energy i would write a long standing modern au where the reds and blues worked in competing convenience stores across the street from each other and it would be incredibly low stakes and light hearted until i introduced wash and he pulls a fucking gun on Tucker and you find out that church has been a robot made by a highly experimental extremely immoral government agency and everything goes buck fucking wild
I think if Tex and South were allowed to bond they would edit cringe compilations together
This is their dynamic [intended as platonic but ok 2 tag as ship]
looking too closely at the h*lo ad campaigns and getting confused by the in-universe ramifications
both the in-universe implications and also the fact that who the fuck is the demographic theyre appealing to
A compilation
hey rvb fandom, if you’re gonna just put a lot of negativity into the rvb zero tag can you at least tag it as rvb critical or some other tag? thanks
some amazing bugs happening in halo infinite beta
Quiz time!
I think this one is a little easier than the other one? Hard to tell when I’m the one who made it though
If you can tell me how many people are in this screenshot you can pretend you got 100% on the quiz
(Alpha-church and epsilon count as separate)
@epsilonhybrid good question but im gonna say no, maine/meta counts as 1
Shout out to @infartoomanyfandoms who was the first person to get the correct answer on this
@donut-entendre@hawk-m0thand@theconfusedtissue also got the right answer