#robin de noir imagine
Pov: soulmates are connected by music and hears when the other sings
Soulmate: [at 2 am] “DOES SHE EVER SHUT UP”
“seriously. Hamilton? AGAIN?!”
“STOP SINGING TO YOUR CAT ABOUT HOW CUTE SHE IS! SHE DOESN’T UNDERSTAND YOU”
“WHY DO YOU EVEN SING ABOUT MAKING SPAGHETTI”
“What’s beetlejuice? Who would even THINK about making juice from beetles”
[Chokes on water] “WET ASS WHAT-”
I never thought it was possible for a whole fucking fandom to ship a literal child with a grown ass adult.
I am ✨u n c o m f y✨