#robin goodfellow
Puck: I used every skill in my repertoire.
Glitch: How many skills is that?
Puck:One.
Puck: May I have this dance?
Ash: You absolutely may not.
Puck: Your loss.
Puck: Tell Tiaothin to ask Rowan out.
Meghan: No! Tiaothin never did anything bad to me.
Oberon: Robin needs to learn some morals and values.
Titania: Look at him and tell me there’s a God!
Puck, dangling upside down from the rafters by one foot:hEmAdEmEiNhIsOwNiMaGe
Glitch: So who’s in charge here?
Puck: Usually the one who screams the loudest
Puck: Humans are wild, man. They’ve got whales with horns and that weird half duck, half otter monstrosity but want to argue over whether we exist or not.
Ash: To be fair, sometimes I have a hard time believing you exist.
Puck: How?
Ash: I’ve just never encountered so much unbridled chaos contained in a single, sentient vessel without spontaneously combusting. It boggles the mind.
Puck:…Fair.
Imagine convincing Rowan to watch a ghost hunting show with you, just for kicks. He begrudgingly agrees, and you two settle in to watch a couple episodes.
You notice he seems especially amused by certain episodes and keeps snickering to himself every so often. Eventually you can’t take it anymore and turn to him.
“What’s so funny?”
“You didn’t tell me Goodfellow was in this,” he says.
“…Cause he’s not?” you say, bewildered.
“He absolutely is,” Rowan says, “I recognize that house from his exact description of it from last Elysium. And the one before that was a gig he had a couple years ago. Pretending to be a malevolent spirit is one of his favorite hobbies.”
The rest of the night is spent with Rowan pointing out other dwellings he’s fairly confident Puck has haunted, and even an insane asylum he remembers visiting “way back in his youth”.
Puck, telling Ash a weird fact: IT’S TRUE!!
Ash: No, it’s not. I refuse to believe you.
Puck: I SWEAR ON GOD.
Ash: Sure you do.
Puck: I SWEAR ON YOUR LIFE.
Ash: I still don’t believe you.
Puck: I SWEAR ON MY LIFE–
Puck: I don’t have one–
PUCK: BUT STILL!!!
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