Imagine Puck racing through the Summer Court, banging pots and pans and yanking open closet doors as he goes, all while hollering into them,
“Alright, everybody out who’s comin’ out! It’s time to be gayer than usual! Happy Pride!!”
A startled bogey in one of the closets timidly accepts a small rainbow flag and waves it a couple times in bewilderment as Puck races off to continue his rampage through the rest of the castle.
Puck: Alright, folks! I wanna hear your best verbal smack down! I want you to cut your enemy open with every syllable! Ice-boy, start us off!
Ash: You’re a disgrace to your name, a blight on the land where you were birthed and a blemish on the face of your forebears.
Puck: Dated but poignant! I like it! Next!
Glitch: Listen, bro, if I gave a fuck about your opinion I’d be all out of fucks to give and I’m saving my limited quantity of fucks for something worth my time, and it ain’t you.
Puck: Snappy! Beautiful emphasis on the emotional indifference! Next!
Rowan:[censored] [censored] and[censored], so [censored][redacted].
Puck: Humans are wild, man. They’ve got whales with horns and that weird half duck, half otter monstrosity but want to argue over whether we exist or not.
Ash: To be fair, sometimes I have a hard time believing you exist.
Puck: How?
Ash: I’ve just never encountered so much unbridled chaos contained in a single, sentient vessel without spontaneously combusting. It boggles the mind.
Imagine convincing Rowan to watch a ghost hunting show with you, just for kicks. He begrudgingly agrees, and you two settle in to watch a couple episodes.
You notice he seems especially amused by certain episodes and keeps snickering to himself every so often. Eventually you can’t take it anymore and turn to him.
“What’s so funny?”
“You didn’t tell me Goodfellow was in this,” he says.
“…Cause he’s not?” you say, bewildered.
“He absolutely is,” Rowan says, “I recognize that house from his exact description of it from last Elysium. And the one before that was a gig he had a couple years ago. Pretending to be a malevolent spirit is one of his favorite hobbies.”
The rest of the night is spent with Rowan pointing out other dwellings he’s fairly confident Puck has haunted, and even an insane asylum he remembers visiting “way back in his youth”.
It has come to our attention that there are people who do not consume The Alcohol. Contrary to popular belief of ignorant idiots, that doesn’t make you any less cool. So if you are on medication, pregnant, recovering, Muslim, the designated driver, have children, pets or drunk friends to look after, have to be in school in half an hour or for any other reason decided not to drink today or ever - we love you, and we want you to feel welcome and included here. This one is for you (and everyone else, obviously) - our first spirit without alcohol: The Puck. Queers! I mean, cheers.
Ingredients:
Rhubarb juice
Non-alcoholic sparkling wine
Peppermint syrup
Elderflower syrup
A dash of lime juice
Preparation:
Mix the rhubarb juice and the sparkling wine in about equal amounts. Add the elderflower syrup and stir (careful - don’t wanna lose the bubbles, do you). Slowly pour in the peppermint syrup, let it settle at the bottom half of the glass and don’t stir. Add a some fresh lime juice if you like, then proceed to throw flowers at people and cause chaos.
The new robin character is a fairy. He’s described as elvish and robin goodfellow is another name for puck
Robin goodfellow was featured in Shakespeare’s A midsummer night’s dream and 4 Shakespeare characters are already in the show (the weird sisters and caliban’s gonna be in part 3)
