#rogers the musical
SPOILERS FOR EPISODE SIX OF HAWKEYE
if only other Avengers had cameos for the post credit scene
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“I can do this all day!” The actor sang. Belting out the words with the utmost gusto he could manage. Around him, the cast danced and sang in tribute to the Avengers and the Battle of New York.
But, down in the audience, a couple of people were having seizures
The Winter soldier was too stunned to speak.
The Falcon has fallen over with laughter.
The younger Black Widow, Yelena, was confused as to what she should feel about this goddamn musical about that walking piece of ass American flag— and that is a weakass kick Natasha would never do that
And Scott?
Scott’s having the time of his life.
He knows every word to the entire 37 song, sing-through musical.
Every. Single. Word.
Save the city~
I can do this all day~
black widow’s a knockout who can knock u out~
Song’s on spotify~
Clint: Please don’t go see this thing
Sam: I will see it and force Bucky to come with me
After the show
Bucky: Look how they massacred my boy
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scott lang finding out that a nyc broadway musical considers ant man an avenger
Clint: Please don’t go see this thing
Sam: I will see it and force Bucky to come with me
After the show
Bucky: Look how they massacred my boy
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I’ve really liked the first episode of Hawkeye. Some random thoughts/comments:
- As someone who truly loves archery since I was a little kid, and as someone who loves Hawkeye, I totally get little Kate.
- Clint needs a hearing aid! I’m so glad that gave him that!
- Rogers: the Musical is even worse than I thought it would be! Steve’s shows in the 1940s were better! Also, Steve’s worst nightmare of being a circus monkey has not only become real, but immortalised. What even was that song?!
- Poor Clint for having to watch that nonsensical thing about his own life. Good for him that he turned his hearing aid off!
- What is up with the Avengers memorabilia in the black market? Reminded me of that Batman story where the crazy rich have a black market auction of weapons used by Gotham’s criminals. They auction the crowbar the Joker used to kill Jason! (If I’m not mistaken, it’s when Dick is Batman).
- I really like Hailee Steinfeld, always have since watching True Grit.
- Last, but not least: LUCKY THE PIZZA DOG!
Okay but… if marvel released a full-blown broadway version of Rogers the Musical they would make more money than they did on endgame.
Or like… if they released a script, we could literally do it ourselves.
Come get y'all tickets
(Gonna be up on my etsy soon I swear)