esmeraldablazingsky:

seeing people critrolepost about the animated series thing is absolutely hilarious bc everyone seems like mostly regular dnd type characters except that one guy whose name is fucking percival and his power is shoot you with gun

I was going to come on here and bitch about how I got an email letting me know my Ashton vinyl was cancelled which means I won’t be variant collecting CALM unless I hunt down a copy of his picture disc, and then they posted that video. I was living my best life, 5sos, I don’t need to start losing my shit right now. 

okay so what about a pirate Jaskier au, but Jaskier is essentially Jack Sparrow and causes so muchchaos

Please don’t tag my art as mom!!!

am i wrong for seeing similarities between westley from the princess bride and jimmy solidarity gaming

thebloggerbloggerfun:

whelvenwings:

I literally don’t get people who complain that other people are just projecting onto characters like “you’re just using that character to explore and actualise yourself” well done james that’s what stories have been for for centuries what the fuck is your point

darthxerik:

I wish I could be thrilled but I’m still reeling from how they did my darling so dirty in Ragnarok, Infinity War and Endgame… so I’m sorry but I didn’t fangirl as hard as I could have when I saw the clip. I’m mostly just feeling dread in the pit of my stomach. Wish I didn’t feel that way, but I do. He looks and sounds great, it just feels weird.

yeah same

jackie’s death in yellowjackets is a perfect tragedy. entirely avoidable, yes, but if you’ve ever been a teenage girl in a fight with your best friend you know that it also totally wasn’t, not from the perspective of the characters. it’s just that their high school drama had higher stakes than most. and now jackie haunts the 2021 storyline, frozen in time while shauna’s grown into a warped version of who she was supposed to be. we were kids and it was awful but i am not going to let you forget me

ben-c:

nobody knows what their favourite episode of sherlock is but everybody knows it isn’t the blind banker for some reason

still processing the fact that i almost got sexually assaulted today <3

charaah:

professorbradshaw:

professorbradshaw:

will never forget when i worked in a fast food joint. some customer wrote like “86 cherries” on their mobile order, as like a pretentious way of say no cherries, but the store was run by a bunch of high schoolers who are working their first job so they collectively went “why the fuck does this guy want 86 fucking cherries” and like piled them onto his milkshake

so when i made this i didn’t expect ANY notes so i feel like an asshole now for not explaining. so incase you check the notes, 86 in restaurant terms means “unavailable or out of stock” but has kinda morphed into “omit” or “leave out”. but none of us had worked in a restaurant before, also why would you not just say “no cherries” it’s the same amount of characters to type

Man ordering food: I work in the restaurant business ;)

Children working at restaurant: this guy must really like cherries. Got something in your eye there sir

johnaeryns:

johnaeryns:

really is crazy how john crichton is like…. the best character of all time, and just gets absolutely 0 recognition for it

how do i explain the shock and joy i feel from a blog i am a fan of reblogging my post

how do you do that? bc i am losing my shit.

furiousgoldfish:

abusers:How dare you not do as I say. Just think of what will all the strangers think! I can tell you exactly what every single stranger thinks of you, because they’re thinking the exact things I’m thinking. Yes I’m very smart and I can read minds. No, there are no people who think differently than I do. Everyone on the planet will consider you worthless and want you to suffer unless you obey me. This is how reality works.

abusers: Even though you’re powerless against me, I need to threaten you with strangers and mind-reading powers in order to control you. No this doesn’t make me look bad, it makes you afraid what everyone will think of you because I craftily planted that fear inside your head that wasn’t there before because you were happily assuming that you were fine as you are. Which now, you will never be able to assume again.

abusers:Your opinion of you doesn’t matter. Your free will doesn’t matter. Your happiness doesn’t matter. All that matters is what the people will think. And I say what that is. Funny how all the power of this comes back to me. Now,

loisreeds:

catrinecat:

hellmilf:

hellmilf:

motherofmemes

No because it IS hot

Queen stuff

“oh really? you will teach me how to speak russian? u better bring that caviar and vodka, sweetie!”