#rub my feet

Today on my way to work I passed one of those tacky sock stores. They had socks in the window that said “If you can read this, fetch me a glass of wine” and honestly that’s genius but was surprising to see hanging in a display window. I ended up getting a little turned on and called a friend with a crush on me and made her drive two hours to massage my feet and then sent her away. Sometimes I just feel a little drunk with power.

They look so pretty in the sun. I hate winter.

I’ve had a long day! Get over here and rub my feet!

Aren’t they lickable??