#rufus drumknott

dennisgalahadart:

Drumknott my beloved

Yesss here you go :)

• he’s the editor of a publication that’s all about stationery. It’s called Pages on Pages (a name he dislikes for it’s humorous tone. Unfortunately he was outvoted)
• he has orders from Vetinari to take bribes and then report back the identities and information wanted from the bribers. He is allowed to keep the money he gets from these bribes (which he contributes towards Pages on Pages)
• He is often threatened or harassed by new guild leaders/ foreign politicians (because they are annoyed with Vetinari for whatever reason and he’s someone they think they can take their frustration out on). As you can imagine Vetinari makes sure this never happens more than once
• He can write (by hand) 330 words per minute
• He can draw extremely well and extremely realistically but only if he can see what he is drawing
• His favourite food is soup
• Coffee has no effect on him but he drinks it anyways because he likes the taste (he takes it with a tiny bit of cream but no sugar)
• He is 43 years old by Raising Steam
• His attitude towards life is very pragmatic (more so perhaps than Vetinari). He believes that what happens happens and that it’s not worth worrying about if you can’t control it (and he is surrounded by so many powerful and dangerous people in his day to day life that there’s not much that he has complete control of)