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“‘In my experience Miss Cripslock tends to write down exactly what one says,’ Vetinari observed. ‘It’s a terrible thing when journalists do that. It spoils the fun. One feels instinctively that it’s cheating, somehow.’”

— Terry Pratchett - Going Postal

“Good heavens, potatoesare worth more than gold!”

“Surely not!”

“If you were shipwrecked on a desert island, what would you prefer, a bag of potatoes or a bag of gold?”

“Yes, but a desert island isn’t Ankh-Morpork!”

“And that proves gold is only valuable because we agree it is, right? It’s just a dream. But a potato is always worth a potato, anywhere. Add a knob of butter and a pinch of salt and you’ve got a meal, anywhere.Bury gold in the ground and you’ll be worrying about thieves forever. Bury a potato and in due season you could be looking at a dividend of a thousand percent.”

Terry Pratchett, Making Money

 Miss Cripslock had pushed Mr Chriek up against the door, and was kissing him with the sort of passi

Miss Cripslock had pushed Mr Chriek up against the door, and was kissing him with the sort of passion that’s usually found in trashy romance novels. The vampire was running his pale fingers through her hair; long locks were falling out of their proper place. Miss Cripslock fumbled with the doorknob with one hand, seemingly forgetting that the door to their rooms swung outward. The other was yanking at Mr Chriek’s clothes.

Three can be Excellent Company - flaggermousse


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