My headcanon is that Kintoki is literally the only person in Chaldea who thinks Gilgamesh (Archer) looks cool and Gil absolutely doesn’t know how to deal with him
Gil spends every waking moment of his Chaldea life being a cunt, so he’s only used to being hated, and suddenly a huge muscular baby starts following him around like he’s the coolest, calling him “golden senpai” and being nice to him, and it makes him really nervous.
He could tell the kid to fuck off and stay away, but whenever he even thinks about doing that, a smiling Raikou pops in his peripheral vision – a titty monster perfectly equipped to kick divine ass, Gil’s clairvoyance cursing him with visions of his asshole being blown apart at the cafeteria while Artoria, Cu and Emiya laugh at the background.
