Lately Chaldea staff have been complaining about noises they hear dead in the night. Rumors have ranged from ghosts to the imagination. It’s gotten so bad that even Sherlock is intrigued. Hopefully, if something really is there, it’s just one of the servants crawling in the vents…
Gudako: Shinsin was summoned first and helped with getting her acclimated to how things work around her. When she’s not playing with Nursery Rhyme, Bunyan, and Jalter Lily, she’s following him around.
Mash: I can see that, but what are you doing with it?
Gudako: I’m starting a daily log to keep track of everything that happens around here, and I thought I’d start with my favorite kouhai. Say hi to the camera, Mash!
BB: God is dead. God wemains dead. And we have kiwwed him. How shaww we comfowt ouwsewves, the mwuwdewews of aww mwuwdewews?? what was howiest and mwightiest of aww that the wowwd has yet owned has bwed to death undew ouw knives: who wiww wipe this bwood off us?? what watew is thewe fow us to cwean ouwsewves?? what festivaws of atonement, what sacwed games shaww we have to invent?? is not the gweatness of this deed too gweat fow us?? mwust we ouwsewves not become gods simpwy to appeaw wowthy of it? UwU
Guda about literally all of their servants: Bitches say they’re fine and then scream the “I sometimes wish I’d never been born at all” in bohemian rhapsody louder than everyone else
