reeve-of-caerwyn:

Would You Fuck Your Clone: Discworld Edition

Nobby:Yes

Vetinari:No

Ridcully: I don’t want to fuck my clone because it would be gay sex and I’m not gay.

Angua:I’m not gay but I would totally fuck my clone.

Cheery Littlebottom: I’m gay but I still don’t want to fuck my clone, that’s gross and weird.

Rincewind: I don’t want to fuck my clone because my self-loathing is THAT strong.

Moist: I’d fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck ME than ME?

Glenda: I’d totally do all sorts of weird things to my clone I’d be embarrassed to ask somebody else to do.

Sally: To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy.

Fred Colon: It’s basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal.

Carrot: It’s not the same as masturbating; it’d be like having sex with your twin. Wrong and bad!

Sam Vimes: I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil.

Nanny Ogg: Not only would I have sex with my clone, I’d probably make a bunch of clones and just get it on with all of them at once because that’s how pro-clone fucking I am.