#sam axe
ok im not joking but there was a scene outtake (i think after michael got shot by jesse) where vaughn ends up at the hospital with balloons and sam takes the balloons and throws them in the air and then breaks the wrist of one of vaughn’s guards. im not kidding
bruce confirmed that sam’s favorite gum is big red.
based spice enjoyer
out of EVERYTHING , i want to know how sam and dixon met. like i know they were in the navy together but WHAT is the story with that. need to know
DELETED SCENE FROM SEASON 5 EPISODE 10: “Army of One”
Sam: So, Dixon, … I just wanted to apologize for, y’know, all the tazings.
Dixon: You do?
S: Yea. But I also want you to know, I did it for you.
D: Are you insane?
S: Well, I know it sounds crazy, but look, you were the smartest tech I ever met in the Navy, you were also one of the good guys. Why’d you stop?
D: You can’t make-… You can’t make any money being one of those guys. You know how uh, they say “crime doesn’t pay?” [chuckle] They’re wrong.
S: Maybe, but you know, you’re better than that. You remember the last time I tazed you?
D: How could I forget? It was romantic. You threw me in the back of a chicken truck and drove me around the unpaved streets of Bogotá.
S: That’s not the part I wanted you to remember. I’m talking about the guys that you saved. The SEALs. Tell me that didn’t make you feel good.
D: Yea… I guess. 
S: Okay, so the tazing part hurt like hell, but I was hoping that that feeling made up for it.
D: [no comment, just gives Sam a rather sad and reflective look.]
S: [laughs and pats Dixon’s shoulder.] C’mon, now!
“did i say hard on? *giggles*”
(sarcasm) “yea i love when 14 year olds come up to me”
“we’ll kill you one day.” (to bruce, regarding shooting sam.)
“mm i love how she bit those handcuffs”
“i love you bruce”
JD quotes from bn s1 commentary.
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two very funny images to put next to each other
matt nix wrote michael and sam kissing into the season 1 finale and it caused damages to a writer’s computer because she spat coke everywhere when she read it. just thought everyone should know
Burn Notice - 1x01 - Pilot
Sam Axe (Bruce Campbell)
IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS OUTTAKE FOR SO LONG
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i may not be his type but he sure as hell is mine
if burn notice ever does make a comeback, i want them to figure out who murdered jesse’s mom
who are we kidding it was the cia probably
This is burn notice. It was definitely the CIA.
yea. probably was a generous word. youre right. definitely the cia.
get samd. again
trying to practice humans so of course its sam
more old man
yippee peepaw back at it again
MORE
M O R E OLD MAN
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OK THERES All of the Sams
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