Hank: Attention, everyone! Welcome to the inaugural flag football game between Avengers Academy and the X-Men’s Jean Grey School! Ava: You guys are going down! You’re gonna eat our dust and go home crying! Doop: You get chippy with me. I’ll suck you into the extra-dimensional void in my mouth and you can kiss the backup brain in my butt. Ava: Dude. Smack talk is one thing, but that sounded obscene. Santo: Don’t expect Doop to go easy on you ‘cause you’re a girl. I hear he made Dr. Doom cry once. Doop:Mess with the bull. You’ll get the horns.
Avengers Academy #38 by Christos Gage & Tom Grummett
Jenny: Hey! Monster of rock! My boyfriend’s got, like, PTSD from killing a Nazi. You’re totally scarring his psyche, I oughta– Santo: What? I’m made of stone. Radiation doesn’t bother me. Jenny: How about this?— OW! OW! OW! Jocasta: Warning! Hazmat, you are risking ejection! Ken: Babe, it’s cool. I’m fine, really don’t worry about it. Jenny: I will be spending the rest of the day thinking of ways to make you suffer. Ken: So you don’t have…like…. Santo: Junk? Nah. You? Ken:Yeah.
Avengers Academy #38 by Christos Gage & Tom Grummett