#sarcasmisapartofme

“Your sarcasm won’t bring you anywhere in life!”

“Actually it did bring me to the Sarcasm World Cup 2011 in Peru!”

“For real?”

“No.”

There‘s no need to repeat yourself. I ignored you just fine the first time!

Me: *pulling a push door*

X: “you have to push”

Me: “aye thanks man, my next attempt would’ve been lifting it from the bottom”