in superman adventures #19, there’s a villain named multi-face who can convincingly disguise himself as anyone, even tricking dna tests and x-ray vision. Superman initially can’t stop him
and the only reason he gets caught is because multiface decides to disguise himself as, of all people, CLARK KENT i’m screaming
why do villains always mess up so badly
Clark Kent attending Bruce Wayne’s yacht party where Bruce told Clark to wear his clothes and……
Ta-Da!
Sard borken
This bullshit needs to get into the movies, not edgy-grimdark shit
I especially love the fact that, in many depictions, Bruce Wayne somehow ended up looking similar enough to the one Kryptonian on Earth that they can Parent Trap people
*Deathstroke bursts into the Legion of Doom headquarters* “Guys, you won’t believe this, but I think Bruce Wayne is Superman!“
today I learned that Clark Kent is sloppy drunk and I am in eternal gratitude for that
Cerebral Palsy With ADHD: 100 PERCENT EFFORT FOR NOTHING, AUTOMATIC AND AUTOPILOT, LET’S GO LET’S GO-
Cerebral Palsy With Autism: Yeah, sure, of course we’re going, give us a fucking minute you whippersnappers, just a sec we need to flip the On Off switch to Broke.
Cerebral Palsy With Fibromyalgia: TAH DAH. SARD BORKEN.
