#saving for myself

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

More inadvisable D&Dcharacters, silent protagonist edition:

• A gym-rat-themed human barbarian who communicates exclusively via an ever-changing array of pithy slogans displayed on their enchanted novelty t-shirt
   
  
• An elven rogue who refuses to speak aloud out of a professional commitment to stealthiness; when the need arises, they produce artfully handwritten notes from their numerous pockets
   
  
• A halfling warlock who traded their voice to their patron for some unspecified favour; their toad familiar, who speaks on their behalf, sounds exactly like a 1950s radio announcer, static included
   
  
• An orc wizard who speaks a unique three-handed dialect of sign language with the assistance of the mage hand cantrip; when otherwise unoccupied, the mage hand is prone to rude gestures
   
  
• A bard whose spellcasting performance skill is being a professional sports mascot; nobody knows what species they are because the suit never comes off
  

• A tiefling fighter who uses their innate magic to conjure cryptic omens hinting at their will; it’s legitimately unclear whether they actually can’t talk, or whether they just like messing with people
   
  
• A half-elven cleric cursed by a rival priest to speak only in rhyme; it was manageable at first, but one day they foolishly ended a sentence with the word “plinth”, and they’ve been stuck ever since
   
  
• A dragonborn paladin whose draconic parent had a sonic breath weapon, leaving them with a speaking voice with no register between “inaudible whisper” and “2d6 thunder damage”
   
  
• A gnome druid who understands all the languages of birds and beasts, and no others, relying on random critters – who apparently do understand Common? – to translate when necessary
   
  
• A dwarven monk who observes a strict vow of silence, except at dawn and dusk, when they pause to scream at the top of their lungs for a minute straight; nobody’s sure what’s up with that
  

@nooksandtrannies

ranidspace:

I’ve been seeing pro-Firefox propaganda recently and I am all for it. I finally switched to Firefox on my school account after using my home account and immediately my school board lost all control over my browser.

On Chrome my school made it so they forced a couple add-ons and I was unable to install any other ones, they locked out settings and features, on top of that they had installed an add-on which completely monitored all tabs I had open along with many other features which could genuinely could be classified as a security and privacy risk.

In Firefox all of that was gone. It was just regular Firefox but I could log into my school account from there. My school lost any and all control over it. Firefox even has a profile switcher to keep those two profiles separate. Use Firefox

sapphicwhxre:

prompts list (150)

•fluff

1. “you look better in my clothes than i do.”
2. “i believe you.”
3. “is that my shirt?”
4. “can i play with your hair?”
5. “you can tell me anything.”
6. “isn’t the view beautiful?”
7. “my mother adores you.”
8. “they’re not you.”
9. “if you cry, i’ll cry ─ and that won’t be fun for anyone.”
10. “did you just kiss me?”
11. “i’ve dreamt about this.”
12. “is that a drawing of me?”
13. “i didn’t mean to say that but yeah, i love you.”
14. “of course i will.”
15. “wow, you’re photogenic.”
16. “i thought you’d never ask.”
17. “quick, kiss me!”
18. “you cancelled plans for me?”
19. “i’ve never seen anyone look so cute and ridiculous at the same time.”
20. “that is not what the instructions say.”
21. “you remembered?”
22. “stop looking at me like that!”
23. “has anyone told you that your eyes sparkle in the moonlight?”
24. “how mad would you be if i kissed you?”
25. “you’re hugging me too tight!”
26. “my lipgloss is all over your lips.”
27. “that’s the first time i’ve ever seen you smile.”
28. “you’re lucky you’re hot.”
29. “i didn’t know you could sing.”
30. “you weren’t supposed to hear that!”
31. “shut up before i kiss you.”
32. “you give me butterflies.”
33. “i can’t think around you.”
34. “i just wanted to make you laugh.”
35. “kiss me better.”
36. “why’d you stop?”
37. “you wrote me a song?”
38. “i’m not scared but if you are, you can hold my hand.”
39. “you ramble and it’s adorable.”
40. “are you blushing?”
41. “did i say that out loud?”
42. “hey, only i can call them that!”
43. “have you ever thought about how much worse our lives would be without each other?”
44. “i meant it when i said for better or for worse.”
45. “that’s the sixth time you’ve complimented me today.”
46. “nothing else matters except for you.”
47. “we could run away.”
48. “the world could be on fire and i’d still be happy as long as i’m with you.”
49. “they’re such an idiot. my idiot but still.”
50. “this isn’t adrenaline, i want to spend my life with you.”

• smut

1. “do you think of me when you touch yourself?”
2. “stop before someone sees!”
3. “do that again.”
4. “ten? i only need five.”
5. “on your knees.”
6. “enjoying the view?”
7. “that was the prettiest sound i’ve ever heard.”
8. “i didn’t think you were into that.”
9. “i trust you. do it.”
10. “next time we get into an argument, i’m reminding you that i took your virginity.”
11. “against the window? are you insane?”
12. “i’m going to ruin that pretty makeup.”
13. “now everyone’s going to know you’re mine.”
14. “i could do this all day.”
15. “louder, i want them to hear you.”
16. “you can finish if you beg.”
17. “do you want to come on my fingers or mouth?”
18. “you won’t be able to walk tomorrow when i’m through with you.”
19. “how funny do you think teasing is now?”
20. “after that little stunt? you’re not getting off that easy.”
21. “lay down and stay still.”
22. “are you doing that on purpose?”
23. “i didn’t like the way they were looking at you.”
24. “have they ever touched you like this?”
25. “i never noticed how beautiful filthy words could be.”
26. “were you masturbating?”
27. “my boyfriend/girlfriend would kill us.”
28. “keep quiet or someone’ll hear.”
29. “not so cocky now, are you?”
30. “is that new?”
31. “who gave you that?”
32. “are you jealous?”
33. “show me you’re mine.”
34. “i’ve been waiting all day to do this.”
35. “does that hurt?”
36. “lipstick’s a good look on you.”
37. “we should skinny dip.”
38. “as beautiful as you look, all i want to do is rip that dress off right now.”
39. “were you checking me out?”
40. “this isn’t what i had in mind when i yelled fuck you.”
41. “call me that again.”
42. “did i do that?”
43. “i’ll try it for you.”
44. “i think we just found a new kink.”
45. “i always hated spankings as a child.”
46. “leave the heels on.”
47. “i’d rather have your hands around my throat but the necklace will do.”
48. “what would people say if they knew you were such a slut for me?”
49. “shut up and pin me down.”
50. “i thought your laugh was the prettiest sound in the world. i was wrong, it’s your moans.”

• angst

1. “do you love them?”
2. “you’re not sorry.”
3. “how did you find out?”
4. “don’t lie to me.”
5. “am i not important to you anymore?”
6. “i didn’t realise i was such an inconvenience.”
7. “do you think about them when you look at me?”
8. “how many times am i supposed to forgive you?”
9. “don’t raise your fucking voice at me.”
10. “i trusted you.”
11. “are you ashamed of me?”
12. “it was open and i read it.”
13. “i can’t deal with you right now.”
14. “did you ever really love me?”
15. “i see the way you look at them.”
16. “if you can’t live without me, then die.”
17. “i don’t believe you.”
18. “all you had to do was stay.”
19. “i knew you were too good to be true.”
20. “i don’t need help and i don’t need you either.”
21. “some things aren’t meant to be.”
22. “all my friends told me you’d break my heart.”
23. “we can’t afford to do this anymore.”
24. “you deserve better.”
25. “it’s not safe.”
26. “i wish i’d never met you.”
27. “i can’t look at you.”
28. “get out.”
29. “was it worth it?”
30. “how could you let them say that about me?”
31. “there’s just no pleasing you, is there?”
32. “why don’t you give a shit?”
33. “how many times are you going to look me in the eye and lie to me?”
34. “i can’t do this if you don’t trust me.”
35. “find someone else then.”
36. “don’t touch me!”
37. “they were there. you weren’t.”
38. “i don’t want to spend another second with you!”
39. “is your image really more important than us?”
40. “you win.”
41. “this isn’t what i wanted to happen.”
42. “i’d take our relationship back in a heartbeat.”
43. “you two deserve each other.”
44. “can’t you listen for one second?”
45. “you’ll be happier without me.”
46. “if you loved me, you wouldn’t have done it.”
47. “don’t you try to explain yourself!”
48. “you can’t take back what you said.”
49. “i don’t see the same person i loved when i look at you anymore.”
50. “why didn’t you fight for us?”