#sayer podcast
THE WORDS YOU ARE LOOKING FOR SAYER ARE THANK YOU
well now i need an episode about it
More Podcasts:
Gallowtree: English Nightvale, with a radio host who has the charisma of Marvin the paranoid android. Humour is more deadpan, but it feels very derivative at times. What was that about a dog park? All Hail who again? The Council? A Mayor? The police chief? A town science expert? Huuuuuuuuh.
Sayer: Nightvale in space, delivered by the soothing voice of the AI offspring of GLaDOS and HAL 9000. A lot more original, episodes are 20 min long which feels like a really good length for it. There are no bees on Typhon.
[ID: a drawing of resident hale and sayer from from the chest up against a light blue background. hale is fat, with wavy hair in a half ponytail, a thin beard, and wearing a jumpsuit. he is colored with a yellow, orange, and dark red color palette, with the palette pasted above him labeled “fool.” sayer (as a human design) is taller, with wider shoulders, and has its hair in a ponytail. it’s wearing a dark button up shirt, a tie, and hexagon shaped earrings. it is colored with a red and dark teal color palette, which is under it labeled “fistfight with god.” hale is looking at sayer surprised, and sayer is smiling back at him fondly. end ID]
why are they SO *clenches fist* ??? “it seems i am constantly going out of my way to save that one” are you kidding me!!! they make me have to sit down and stare at a wall
Anyways. color palettes from [ here]
[ID: a drawing of human designs for the ai characters from sayer on a white background. each character is colored in with one solid color. future is in purple, and is tall and thin, wearing a jumpsuit and boots. it has chin-length hair, with one side shaved, and pointy teeth. it is grinning and making a claw with one hand, slightly hunched and leaning on porter’s shoulder. porter in green is short and fat, with very short hair, wearing a button up shirt, pants, suspenders, a bowtie, and heelys. it is smiling and has its hands splayed at its sides excitedly. sayer and ocean are tall, with broad shoulders, both wearing button-ups, ties, dress pants, and fancy shoes. sayer is red, with its hair in a ponytail and a neutral expression, fists clenched at its sides, and ocean is blue, with its hair down, tie loosened, and hands on its hips with an annoyed expression. speaker is in yellow and a little shorter than sayer and ocean, fat, and also wearing a button-up, tie, dress pants, and fancy shoes. its hair is shaved on the sides with short locs on top, and it is wearing glasses. it’s standing with its hands clasped politely in front of itself. end ID]
there are enough of them to hold hands with 1 every week day and then have the weekends to recover from whatever horrors fall upon me
