ive now accepted the enterprise sybok au as canon. like i forget he’s not there [ID in next reblog]
[ID: Three sheets of drawings of characters from across the Star Trek franchise. The first, Sybok and Michael sit in TOS style uniforms, looking off to the side, presumably at their rather and Jim. Michael, in a yellow Admiral uniform, says amused “this is like a Jane Austen novel, but more pathetic.” Sybok is in a blue science uniform and holding a mug that says “this mug is from Vulcan.” He replies “yeah, I’ve been to orgies with less sexual tension.” “Ew,” Michael says.
The next, McCoy is examining Sybok in medical. Sybok snorts and asks “do you know what you’re looking for here?” Bones grumbles “shut the hell up and close whatever number of eyelids you have.” In a follow up doodle, Sybok asks “how did you even get this job?” McCoy scoffs, “How are you not shutting the hell up?” Chapel calls from the background “I’m sure Mr. Sybok will help you study Vulcan anatomy, doctor!” he calls her name in warning, “I mean that in a dirty way” she continues sweetly. Below this is a doodle of Nyota and Sybok in snow parkas, Sybok asking “what is it that humans say?” and Nyota replying “ruh roh, Mr. Sybok.” There’s a note saying they would have great episodes together, with the cutest costumes.
The final sheet is a five panel comic. Spock walks down a hallway, and enters a room. He’s in there for a moment before a crash sounds and he yelps. Someone exclaims. He rushes back out, flushed saying “computer open air lock! I need to launch myself into space.” A rumpled Bones and Sybok exit the same room, tucking in their shirts. Bones calls to him “Don’t be dramatic- we can just forget this ever happened, aye Spock!” Spock yells back, “I have a eidetic memory, Doctor! I can never forget!” /END ID]
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