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stopthatbluecat:

Julian, immediately after crash landing on a planet:Garak!

*Garak trots over from across the little beach*

locutie-of-borg:

I love Spock so much pls pls help me how am I supposed to cope

starbashir:

this happens every night

pencilscratchins:

ahsoka then makes herself a shirt that says “dads favorite!” and obi wan doesn’t like the implication that he’s old enough to be anakin’s father, so anakin becomes the favorite [ID: Anakin has his arms crossed, looking annoyed as he says, “It’s not like Obi Wan has favorites or anything.” Obi Wan holds onto Ahsoka’s arm, looking unamused, “Oh, no, I absolutely have favourites. It’s Ahsoka, Ahsoka is my favourite.” Ahsoka smugly flips off the camera. /END ID]

mid-nighttiger:

noneedforbloodpressure:

acrocanthropology:

a-aristippus:

maderilien:

it’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. i know all about it though

MADDIE THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY WHAT—

https://youtu.be/j5FxIC9nv-c

​[Image ID: screenshot of tumblr tags reading: forever thinking about that post that had anakin just say ‘uhhh yeah i know it” #because he didn’t pay attention in jedi history class #but doesn’t want to reveal it #so palpatine gets :| for a minute or two cause what do you even reply to that /End ID]

[Video ID: Clip of the opera scene from Revenge of the Sith, which has been edited to remove some of the original lines from the movie. As Chancellor Palpatine and Anakin Skywalker watch the opera, Palpatine asks Anakin, “Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?”

Anakin slowly turns his head towards Palpatine and replies, “Yes.”

For the next 30 seconds there is silence as Palpatine and Anakin slowly look at each other, with random cuts to close-ups of their faces. At one point Palpatine smiles and nods towards Anakin while Anakin frowns back, confused. It is extremely awkward.

Then the credits “Written and Directed by GEORGE LUCAS” cut in while the Star Wars theme song plays. /End ID]

convenient-plot-device:

*is driving down the street and sees a tailor shop* wow. Just like in Star Trek

wuxianphobic:

let it be known that i am in fact a wei wuxian apologist. if he murdered someone that’s on them not him.

pencilscratchins:

ID: Michael Burnham sits in the captain's chair of her bridge. It's quiet and then she loudly exclaims "fuck!"ALT
Looking horrified, she whispers "I just realized I forgot to tell Spock not to cut his own bangs."ALT
Tilly stares blankly for a beat before saying "Your brother's a genius, right? I'm sure he won't cut his own-" Michael cuts her off "yes, he will! We have to go back-" /END IDALT

michael, seeing spock’s new bangs: “okay now THIS is the last advice i ever have to give you” (twitter) [ID in alt text]

pencilscratchins:

pencilscratchins:

ive now accepted the enterprise sybok au as canon. like i forget he’s not there [ID in next reblog]

[ID: Three sheets of drawings of characters from across the Star Trek franchise. The first, Sybok and Michael sit in TOS style uniforms, looking off to the side, presumably at their rather and Jim. Michael, in a yellow Admiral uniform, says amused “this is like a Jane Austen novel, but more pathetic.” Sybok is in a blue science uniform and holding a mug that says “this mug is from Vulcan.” He replies “yeah, I’ve been to orgies with less sexual tension.” “Ew,” Michael says.

The next, McCoy is examining Sybok in medical. Sybok snorts and asks “do you know what you’re looking for here?” Bones grumbles “shut the hell up and close whatever number of eyelids you have.” In a follow up doodle, Sybok asks “how did you even get this job?” McCoy scoffs, “How are you not shutting the hell up?” Chapel calls from the background “I’m sure Mr. Sybok will help you study Vulcan anatomy, doctor!” he calls her name in warning, “I mean that in a dirty way” she continues sweetly. Below this is a doodle of Nyota and Sybok in snow parkas, Sybok asking “what is it that humans say?” and Nyota replying “ruh roh, Mr. Sybok.” There’s a note saying they would have great episodes together, with the cutest costumes.

The final sheet is a five panel comic. Spock walks down a hallway, and enters a room. He’s in there for a moment before a crash sounds and he yelps. Someone exclaims. He rushes back out, flushed saying “computer open air lock! I need to launch myself into space.” A rumpled Bones and Sybok exit the same room, tucking in their shirts. Bones calls to him “Don’t be dramatic- we can just forget this ever happened, aye Spock!” Spock yells back, “I have a eidetic memory, Doctor! I can never forget!” /END ID]

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