At the library, you keep shushing me because I’m watching funny videos and laughing too loud
I have to print my paper before class, you’re trying to fix the paper jam while i freak out
We have a group presentation to do in 15 minutes, you forgot to save our work, i’m going to kill you
I’m locked out of my room, please let me sleep in yours, kind stranger
I’m showering in the wrong bathroom, thanks for awkwardly handing me a towel
You asked me to hide your contraband stash from the RA, now you owe me a favor
I was staring at you while reaching to the top shelf at the bookstore, now you have to dig me out of a book avalanche
There’s no money on your meal card, I have cash and a vivid memory of you publicly correcting me in class the other day
You cut me in line and took the last chocolate croissant, clearly we’re going to fight
I fall asleep in class at least once a week because i’m overwhelmed by life, you let me copy your notes
We sit next to each other every day, i lend you pencils, you share snacks with me, people are assuming we’re a couple, let’s go with that
We made it through pledge week together and I learned you’re a horrible person, but hey we’re roommates
We’re doing a joint charity event with the other greek organization on campus, omg you’re so cute on top of being a good person, why are you dating my sor sister/frat brother instead of me??
This is the best party i’ve ever been to, what’s in these brownies anyway?
