#sent to

fishgoatbutch:

I’m but a simple creature, I see my gf and I just wanna bite

yugirimistwalker:

deadnotdreaming:

papercutsofawriter:

themarchingbeetle:

how can I gain a cow’s respect dm me

jokeboy:

got mistaken for a little dog and a milf put me in her purse

irbhair:

literally every one on here

duncebento:

qv:

duncebento:

qv:

the name tyler sounds like it was first used post-ww2 like maybe 1960 until you find out it literally meant “guy who lays tile” (tile-er) 11th century england to refer to people that built houses. and then you read it as tile -er for the rest of yourlife

does piper mean guy who lays pipe

do i look like google

no but maybe i wanna look into your eyes.

slomps-stomp:

People have been so worked up over grandpa’s bed they are ignoring the fucking cory in the house crop mod

itslookingback:

invisiblestarlight:

i hope u all know that when i put a little space before the question mark at the end of a sentence i am tilting my head at u like a dog

demigirldemigoddess:

chiiquititamoved:

Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel

weeniebagel:

listen, man. i follow you. you follow me. are we gonna kiss or what.

anarcho-skamunist:

ourhouse1970:

take my quiz i stayed up all night making it oops

which vintage fashion era are you? 

sleepy-yung-mane:

emergency-broadcast-system:

straightboyfriend: