#seriously dont click a thing

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Hello again, Tumblr Today, as part of Brick's Click-A-Thon 2022, we introduced the new Click-O-Meter to help you click and fidget as you browse. Why did we do this? We really don’t know. Browsing the Hellsite has become an intensely weird experience. We introduced widgets to help you relax and unwind as you browse the art, culture, and content you know and love, but it’s a lose-lose—the more you click, the more these things are malfunctioning. And the more you click, the more it boosts crab infestation across Tumblr. We won’t bore you with the details, but in short, increased engagement is increased Synergy. Whatever that means. From today, you will have seen a light switch in the corner of your desktop dashboard on web. Click it off, everyone. Just deactivate it, and let’s keep those digital spells as far from here as possible. We’re not sure what the full consequences could be here. Crabs, wizards, pizzas—you name it, don’t click it. What else is new? As if that wasn’t enough, Mr. Brick Whartley is back from a long stay on an undisclosed tropical island. We should probably talk to him about this, and perhaps take a look at return flights too. We can only apologize, folks. And remember—no clicking.

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Fri, 01 Apr 2022 16:30:56