#sexy stare

mumsnightout:

As she waited for her first drink she was decidedly unimpressed by my flattery…but several glasses later she drifted back looking for decidedly more than just polite compliments…

Mmm. With hips that have bred and breasts that have fed, cute retoned soccermoms - in cheap little white dresses - knock me dead

Classy conservative sinnocence

mumsnightout:

Waiting outside for me at the end of the parents social, I realised what she’d meant earlier about not wanting to come alone that evening…

“The kids are in school, the husband’s away, it’s a hot summer’s day, and I want to play…”

prettymaidsallinarowrowrow:

Decadence is when my maids also take care of my trophies.

As I step back into my office, I immediately recognise that “I’ve-promised-you’ll-give-her-a-raise” look on my wife’s face…

As she waited for her first drink she was decidedly unimpressed by my flattery…but several glasses later she drifted back looking for decidedly more than just polite compliments…

PAs who love to get personal.

Sexretaries who love working late to finish off their desk jobs.

Everyone knows the real work gets done outside of the meeting room.

instacreme:

Pastels are meant to be savoured

maturedcreme:

Intrigued by the sticky milf porn mag I’d poorly hidden behind the cushion, my uni flatmate’s mom quietly says: “I didn’t realise you were a mature student…”