Sexretaries who love working late to finish off their desk jobs.
R: “When you said to stay the night and we’d both ride-share with your husband early in the morning, I thought you meant he’d be giving us a lift to the office…” L: “That too, sweetie. That too.”
1. Not every moms night goes to plan. Wedged between a couple of hopeful stragglers, my wife’s face told me that even if I was up for a low quality 4-some, she wasn’t. 2. At the annual golf club dinner, while their husbands hold a drunken shoot-off on the year’s hardest holes, I do the same on the year’s easiest 9…
As she headed out, she glared at him - slumped in front of the TV, barely noticing how hot she looked - and thought “Screw moms night, this mom’s getting screwed tonight.”
