#shaking my head
UltimateDisney Princess Team Up
Wreck It Ralph 2
So moana is a water bender (on the internet anyway) makes me wonder if the sequel is gonna involve her oar being magic like the fishhook i can dream anyway…
Can we talk about how Ariel didn’t technically do anything to help, she just saw an opportunity to catch a ride on a wave and be extra and took it.
I mean i guess we could give the benefit of the doubt and say that maybe moana just commanded the water to shoot straight up and it was Ariel spinning that made it into a twisty shape for elsa to freeze? But since water bending isn’t exactly in either characters canon (moana usually just asks the ocean politely to do things rather than exerting control) who knows?
Edit: also pocahontas confirmed for Airbender. I also love that aurora, despite having been cursed by a spinning wheel, is like “fuck trauma imma learn how to master this son-of-a-bitch despite being royalty who would never have to touch un-spun fiber another day in my life should I so choose”. And snow white just having access to corrosive acid apples like its no big deal <3 new headcanon: snow white inherited all the lands and castle and witchy stuff from her stepmother and was like “eh, poison isn’t that different from cooking, you just can’t taste test what you make” and went ham in the queen’s workshop.
Also is that Naveen as a frog in tiaras hands? Does that mean naveen is Ralph’s true love and the birth of the Tiana, naveen, Ralph poly-triad?
…I’m sorry, but why are we calling Moana a water bender? Did… did you guys that she is friends with THE OCEAN? That is just Moans asking her buddy for help, and Ariel swimming in it so it gets into the best shape for helping.
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