#she hulk misquotes

Thaddeus Ross: “If we could see the unredacted version, Blonsky-.”

Jennifer Walters: “This is how it is in evidence.”

Judge: “Next question.”

Thaddeus Ross: “Well! The metadata-.”

Jennifer Walters: “General Ross. There’s no question pending.”

Thaddeus Ross: “Sorry, I thought you had asked me about it.”

Jennifer Walters: “…No. I didn’t ask you about anything.”

Susan Banner: “Maybe she’ll sleep in tomorrow.”

Elaine Walters: *blinking* “What?”

Susan Banner: “It’s Saturday. Maybe Jenny will sleep in because it’s the weekend.”

Elaine Walters: “…that’s not how babies work.”

Susan Banner: “She’s a year old-.”

Elaine Walter: “-A year! Susan! She doesn’t know what day it is!”

6 year old Jennifer Walters: “Do you remember Tiffany? I’m going to marry her.”

Tween Bruce Banner: *snorting* “Okay, Jen….Wait. What happened to Terri?”

Jennifer Walters: *sighing* “She stole my gummy bears. We weren’t meant to be.”

Bruce Banner: “And Tanner?”

Jennifer Walters: “Tanner wouldn’t share his cupcake with me!”

Bruce Banner: “The nerve!”

Jennifer Walters: “I KNOW!”