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Baby Jennifer Walters: “I’m going to astronaut camp!”

Susan Banner: “Astronaut camp! There’s a camp for astronauts?! Is it close by?!”

Elaine Walters: “Isn’t that something?! My baby wants to be an astronaut!”

Baby Jennifer Walters: “Not really! I want to meet boys who want to be astronauts.”

Susan Banner: “ME TOO!”

Susan Banner: “What’ll you give me for it?!”

Rebecca Banner: “Oh! I couldn’t buy your car. It’s just not my type. I want a car that says ‘practical.’ Your car says … ‘available’.”

Susan Banner: “Well then just take off my personalized plates.”

Susan Banner: “Maybe she’ll sleep in tomorrow.”

Elaine Walters: *blinking* “What?”

Susan Banner: “It’s Saturday. Maybe Jenny will sleep in because it’s the weekend.”

Elaine Walters: “…that’s not how babies work.”

Susan Banner: “She’s a year old-.”

Elaine Walter: “-A year! Susan! She doesn’t know what day it is!”

Jennifer Walters: “Do you know when menopause starts?”

Susan Banner: “…why don’t we sit crooked and talk straight.”