#she just gets me
*My grandma who consumes 8 pints of milk a week telling my mum that she doesn’t need any when my mum goes shopping because she’ll have enough since my auntie just bought her a bottle*
Me *staring out of her patio doors* *squints*: Oh no, it’s just a plane, not a pig.
Grandma: … *takes a second to register what I just said and then bursts out laughing*
~ fanfic writers feel free to use as a prompt if you wish, I just needed to share because only my grandma heard my moment of genius ~
Prue genius