#shiina mahiru
Mu: Croissants: dropped
Mikoto: Road: works ahead
Yuno: BBQ sauce: on my titties
Mahiru: Shavacado: fre
Fuuta: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
Kazui:
Kazui, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
Mahiru:So are we flirting right now?
Kotoko: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU
Mahiru: That still doesn’t answer my question
Kotoko: This is bothering me.
Mahiru: Well, you are digging up a corpse.
Kotoko: No, not that. That’s, uh, pretty par for the course, actually.
Mahiru: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It’s terrible for the environment!
Kotoko:Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!
Mahiru: I’ve started seeing someone!
Yuno: As in dating?
Yuno: Or as in hallucinations?
Es:How do you sleep at night?
Amane:Very well, thank you.
Haruka:Alone.
Yuno:How should I know? I’m asleep.
Shidou:Like I never committed all the murders.
Fuuta:I’d sleep better if he was dead.
Mikoto: Very comfortably with my Hatsune Miku body pillow.
Kotoko: With my eyes open.
Mahiru: My astrology sign says I shouldn't…
Mu: Paranoid and cautious.
Mikoto: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Mahiru:Rude.
Shidou: That’s fair.
Yuno: Not again.
Mu: …Are you going to want this back?
Es:On the count of three, what’s your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Yuno and Mikoto, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Mahiru: Our turn, Amane-chan! One, two, three- vanilla!
Amane, deadpan: I’ve never had cake, what is cake.
Yuno: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Mahiru:
Mikoto:
Mu:
Everyone Else At Yuno’s Surprise Birthday Party:
Mahiru: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
Mahiru: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Yuno: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies
Kazui: Socks are Feetie Heaties
Mu: Forks are Stabby Grabbies
Shidou: What about Defibrillators are Heartie Starties?
Mikoto: Yeah, also nightmares are Dreamy Screamies
Amane: Stamps are Lickie Stickies
Es, annoyed: You are all disappointments
