maniacwatchestheworld:

Mithanberg but Ethan is a Mushroom Man who can’t stop digesting his cuddle buddies

Ethan cuddling with Mia

Ethan: You taste delicious today.

Mia indiffrently: Ethan, stop digesting me and go back to sleep.

Ethan cuddling with Heisenberg

Ethan: You taste delicious today.

Karl: …

Karl: …

Karl turning to face Ethan: Alright, what the FUCK is that supposed to mean!?