Y/N convinces Alcina to sing a song at an open mic night
Alcina: *Sitting at a table while she waits for her time slot, annoyed that she let Y/N convince her to do this*
Y/N: *Playing pool and drinking beer, goofing off with Sal and Karl, steadily getting drunk*
10 minutes later
Some rando: *Finishes playing their song*
Mother Miranda: *Hosting, shoos them off the stage* Alright, well, that was truly awful, I’m not going to lie… personally, I like a little bit of Mozart or Bach. It stimulates the brain you know!
The audience: *Booing Miranda for being such a jerk*
Mother Miranda: *Rolls her eyes, looks at the lineup, sighs with relief* Finally! Someone with a little talent in this god-forsaken hellhole. Please welcome to the stage, the legendary, Miss D!
The audience: *Cheers and claps*
Mother Miranda: *Walks over to the bar* I need a drink. These people suck. Guess they’ll be the next batch of experiments. *Snags a bottle of tequila and drinks straight from it*
Bartender: *Horrified by what they just heard and saw*
Alcina: *Gets onstage*
Y/N: *Whistling and yelling loudly, really drunk at this point* Yeah! Thass mah wiFfeE! We have sEeXxx AllLlL the timeE! You’re all jeaLOus!
Alcina: *Growls and yells at Y/N* Stop it, Y/N! Our intimacy is not to be discussed here! *Gets ready to introduce the song*
Y/N: *Calls out from the audience* FreEe BiRd! Do Freee birrd!
Alcina: *Groans, yells at Karl* Keep Y/N quiet so I can sing this damn song and go home!
Karl: *Clamps a hand over Y/N’s mouth*
Alcina: *Clears her throat, composes herself* Now, this song is-
Y/N: *Bites Karl’s hand and he lets go*
Karl: Fuck! You stupid little dumbass! *Pulls his hand away from Y/N*
Y/N: *Stands on a bar stool, waving their arms so Alcina will notice them* Hey! HhHeEY! Show us your tits!
The audience: *Cheers and whistles*
Alcina: *Blushes hard, gasps* Y/N! You knock off this vulgar behavior this instant!
Y/N: I'mMM GonNaa LIvEE ForeVverr! *Trips and falls on top of Sal* Whoa! Thanks for breaking my fall!
Sal: *Face smushed into the floor, offers a muffled reply* Don’t mention it…
Y/N: *Thinks and calls out to Alcina* Can you do Sweet Caroline?! You know, the one that goes- *Sings horribly out of tune* SwEeT CaAArOLinne!
Y/N and the audience: BUM BUM BUMMM! *Everyone continues singing the song because they’re all drunk and rowdy*
Alcina: *Looks for Miranda* Mother Miranda, I must-
Mother Miranda: *Fucking crowd surfing while belting out the song as loud as she can with everybody else*
Alcina: *Stunned*
Mother Miranda: *Takes a couple more swigs of tequila, super drunk, winks and flashes a nipple at the crowd* If you want to see the rest, that’s gonna cost you!
The audience and Y/N: *Going fucking crazy and cheering*
Y/N: *Shoving a wad of cash at Miranda* Shut up and take my money!
I was commissioned by @acapelladitty For this watercolour portrait of Heisenberg! Thank you so much for commissioning me, I had a lot of fun with this and the original will be in the post to you very soon.
Sadly you only see hints of it on the computer but that background is metallic. You’ll also be able to find it on my instagram: - https://www.instagram.com/thescottishcostumeguy/ in the next few hours :)
Thank you all so much for the love on my last post! (I really wasn’t expecting it to blow up ) Here’s a few concepts I made of what I think post-village Karl might look like. I saw a mod of him with short hair and got inspired, so if anyone can find the post let me know! :D
