maelove21:

Incorrect Horizon Quotes:

Alva: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.


Kotallo: What if it bites me and it dies?


Erend: Then you’re poisonous. Sparks and bolts, Kotallo, learn to listen. 


Beta: What if it bites itself and I die? 


Zo: That’s voodoo. 


Erend: What if it bites me and someone else dies?


Beta: That’s correlation, not causation.


Aloy: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?


Kotallo: That’s kinky.


Alva: Ancestors help me.