damerondjarin:

moon knight fulfills my childhood obsession with ancient egypt and my adult obsession with oscar isaac

screnwriter-old-deactivated2021:

screnwriter-old-deactivated2021:

a character whispering “kiss me” to their love interest is kinda hot and you can’t really go wrong with it

enemies to lovers? check the slow burn of finally being able to kiss each other. friends to lovers? confirmation that everything you’ve been feeling hasn’t been unrequited. fake dating? it was never a lie to begin with

forbidden love? screw everything else, all that matters is you and i. second chances? i’ve never stopped loving you. opposites attract? look at me. i love you for who you trulyare.forced proximity? we can hereby no longer fight this thing going on between us

gay-jewish-bucky:

not-withoutyou:

Bucky deserves sweet desserts and loving touches and nice shampoo and silk sheets and little kisses on the shoulder

curator-on-ao3:

It’s a beautiful day to still be mad about what Star Trek did to Cris Rios.

lemissingmask:

You can’t just leave this in the tags @lemissingmask!

constellationclarke:

No show will ever be as galaxy brain as casting Lucy Liu as Watson and Natalie Dormer as Moriarty like that’s just the way it is. Cannot be topped

maelove21:

Incorrect Horizon Quotes:

Alva: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.


Kotallo: What if it bites me and it dies?


Erend: Then you’re poisonous. Sparks and bolts, Kotallo, learn to listen. 


Beta: What if it bites itself and I die? 


Zo: That’s voodoo. 


Erend: What if it bites me and someone else dies?


Beta: That’s correlation, not causation.


Aloy: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?


Kotallo: That’s kinky.


Alva: Ancestors help me.

pete-wetzel:

When MCRS desolation row cover comes on

lgbtuan:

mark has the prettiest smile and it had to be said

aemeth1:

Ava’s to-do list

anais-ninja-bitch:

thelittleblackfox:

pantstomatch:

Take all my money

… SHIT HE’S RIGHT

FUCK HE IS RIGHT

doctorcurdlejr:

The end of Riverdale being in sight means that in approximately 5-10 years people will be posting about it like “this was an underrated camp masterpiece”

diarygirls:

marmite-forreal:

kosmaj:

kosmaj:

so funny when americans make photosets with pictures of normal eastern european buildings and describe them as “melancholy” or “desolate.” like my brother that is an apartment complex. my friend Милош lives there.

oh my god???

Imagine scrolling through tumblr and seeing your own window. Slammed my laptop down and went to bed.

ALT

tagsby@agnesmontague

qqueenofhades:

You see, the problem with writing is that it is always easier to just lie facedown on the floor and make incoherent noises.

theehorsepusssy:

gir-posting:

mwagneto:

fucking losing it at the concept of a reverse Holmes and Watson like there’s this genius journalist who goes around solving crimes and writes about how he does it and then there’s his useless himbo assistant who does fuck all and just follows him around absolutely out of his mind on cocaine

WOSGHFDHFHDHFHDH

[CHOKES ON GLASS OF MILK]

madamezuki:

zara2148:

Tumblr users have the same energy as Gotham citizens who refuse to move away after the fifth supervillain attack in a week.

At some point, staying becomes a weird badge of pride.

Look, I stay on Tumblr the same reason people stay in Gotham: at any given moment I could be blessed with a vision of Nightwing’s ass.

once-a-polecat:

Proper reading order for The Locked Tomb series:

1. Gideon the Ninth.
2. Reread Gideon the Ninth now that you know that redactedisredacted.
3. Harrow the Ninth
4. Reread Harrow the Ninth because you’re not entirely sure what the hell just happened. (Repeat if necessary.)
5. Reread Gideon the Ninth now that you know that redactedandredactedareredacted’sredacted.
6. Reread Harrow the Ninth while you wait for Nona the Ninth to come out.