#snzfucker

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Imagine catching, holding, stifling another’s sneeze… no one else, just you and the person next to you, who you have ultimate control and dominance over. You hear their breath hitching wildly, chest heaving with every desperate gasp. Their gently quivering nose flares under your grasp, twitching and itching between your firm but warm fingers. A river of mucus flows from the sensitive nostrils, as their nose’s bridge reddens with the strain of attempting to hold back the inevitable tickle. 

Your fingers slick with snot, you can sense the buildup beginning. The hitches become helpless and rapid, their eyes shut in intense concentration, and ticklish tears squeeze out and roll down their blushed cheeks.

The release is violent, powerful, and uncontrollable. Booming sneezes erupt from their trembling nose, shooting snot from the nostrils. You tighten your hold on their poor, itching snout, though the force of their fit is throwing you off-balance. They shudder forward with sneeze after sneeze, body collapsing into a twitching, hopeless mess. Every explosion doubles them forward as you struggle to maintain a grip. Rapid, desperate sneezes overtake them, every one more intense than the previous. They are thunderous, echoing the room, half-stifled in a wet, violent frenzy.

When they catch their breath, they moan raspily, weakened. Their head bows down and they sniffle thickly. The itch continues.

My boyfriend and I were walking through the woods on this gorgeous trail, until he grabs me from behind and sneezes into my shoulder. (He’s allergic to pollen and ragweed)

“Bless you, are you okay?”

“I am now” He adjusts his glasses and gives me a wink.

He knows exactly what he is doing…I wonder if he is doing research from the community…

Usually when my boyfriend does chhkinni he usually does five sneezes(one time he did 8 and we were like 0.0)

Last time I recorded him having his little fit, he sneezed four times. I was waiting for the last one. He said “I feel satisfied” and laughed. I thought he was finished. Huh. Weird.

Then, a few seconds later, he itched his nose, and sneezed a fifth time. I said: “there you go, number five” and kissed him, and handed him a tissue.

He fought the good fight, rest easy soldier <3

I am so thankful he is willing to do this for me.

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