#so this is my daily schedule

To do list when you’re severely S I C K and D Y I N G:

1. Try cleaning your flat.

Not a good idea, try at your own risk, don’t come @ me please.

2. Try to cook something.

Again, not the greatest idea when you’re under heavy pills like me - it was fun tho and the flat’s still standing.

3. Pretend to write/read/create new stories:

I’ve written… Something. Except I don’t remember a single thing about it. But it was something.

4. Binge Netflix and probably assume there’s nothing exciting.

You’ll end up binging whole Queer Eye just like me.

5. Send not-so-funny memes you find hilarious because of said heavy medication to your friends to make them think you’re mentally K.O.

Said friend already thought I’m the weird kid… Now she thinks I’m even weirder.

6. Binge/start watching Micarah Tewers on YouTube. This girl is cool because she has several chicken, can sew diaper dress and looks a bit like Rachel McAdams from Sherlock Holmes.

Self-explanatory. In case you’d be interested in said channel, here’s how the wonderful lady looks like:

7. Sleep.