one of my favorite genres of discourse is when people try valiantly to take fictional (and often fantastical) scenarios and compare them to real life standards to make them more problematic
“I can’t believe that 300 year old vampire finds a 20 year old attractive” they’re literally an undead creature of the night that kills people susan
remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave
the thing about NOT going to see Morbius is not just b/c it would be funny for it to flop again but also because if it DOESN’T flop again we’re setting dangerous precedent. this will tell studios that if their movie flops all they have to do is try to engineer memes to make it popular. we CANNOT have studios trying to “manufacture” and “force” memes. please for the love of god don’t go see Morbius in theaters.
Listen to me. Look me in the eye while I am saying this to you. Listen.
It is of the utmost importance that absolutely no one goes to see this movie now. That is the best and indeed the only way we can end this horrible, brilliant joke. We’re so close, you guys. SO close.
it’s going to bomb twice and that is so beautiful
It is your moral and spiritual duty to ensure that morbius bombs again.
Listen to me. Look me in the eye while I am saying this to you. Listen.
It is of the utmost importance that absolutely no one goes to see this movie now. That is the best and indeed the only way we can end this horrible, brilliant joke. We’re so close, you guys. SO close.
it’s going to bomb twice and that is so beautiful
It is your moral and spiritual duty to ensure that morbius bombs again.
My apologies to anyone who might be doing this without any ill intentions, but I think I’m just… gonna start blocking empty accounts that follow me from now on.
You gotta understand, it’s very unnerving to receive a new follower notification and then see a default avatar, and go to the blog only to find nothing. Is it a bot? Is it not?? Who is this?? No idea.
I’ll wait a bit before doing this in case any of the empty accounts following me really are just real people who don’t post, but otherwise… yeah, sorry, but bye-bye empty accounts.
