AAAAAAAAHHHH

Me: Bruce I swear on my mother I didn’t plan that

Bruce: We all know you don’t like your mother, you only say that when you did it!

Me: Three of your children are in this god forsaken office, blame one of them!

Bruce: Dick already confessed to the fly paper, I know Tim screwed with his files, and Damian tried to stab him; I know you’re the one that told the Valet to park his car in Crime alley.

Me: And I’ll do it again, Calliou the adult fucking deserved it after calling me sweet cheeks!

Todd Peterson: He did what!?

Bruce tackles the big guy as he tries to leave and they crash into my desk. My papers go flying, also my desk is in pieces.

It’s all Lex Luthor’s fault, I’m innocent. I polished his head and made sure there were enough birds to dive bomb him as he walked down the street.