I come back from the dead to bring you misery… Happy Lonely Hearts Day! I suffered through making this and thought that you should too! Suffer through the angst with me. =D We’ll be each other’s Lonely Valentine! <3-Bubbly
Open paragraph RP but I expect you to make it not-boring as possible GO:
Green sat on a curb during the middle of the day in Gotham. It was the perfect day: Gotham Academy let out its students for a two week spring break, and her favorite brand of ice cream was on sale.
She scooped out some chocolate cookie crunch and enjoyed the shining sun and the chirping bird. What could possibly go wrong?
The villains in this city may rob banks, kidnap ppl, or essentially cause chaos
But they will f#ck you up if you say or do something… controversial?
If you some wack ass N#zis Supporter, the Joker will run you up
AndAll the vigilantes will turn a blinds eye on you (Batman may show up, but only after ur severely beaten up)
If you are Homophobic? Specifically Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn will make your life a living hell
If you’re racist, You will probably get jumped by Red hood, Bane, and Baby Robin, etc. (The Signal will find a way to expose you)
If you kick a cat. Your getting jumped by cat woman and 30 cats.
If you beat up a street kid, you will also get jumped by Cat woman, Red Hood, Poison Ivy, and a good amount of the rogues
The heroes/vigilantes may not come after you, (except for a few like Baby Robin and Ref Hood) but they will expose you, ruin your reputation, and cancel you online.
Essentially, even the villains have morals and will go after you.
I’m Non-Binary and work as a psychiatrist at Arkham. I walked into the breakroom last week and one of the new guards was being wheeled out on a gurney. Apparently he’d been using the wrong pronouns for me and when Ossie (yes the Penguin) corrected him the new guard said something along the lines of “they/them are for plural, that’s not a real pronouns for a single person,”
Half the rouges told me about the incident during therapy, but I’m not allowed to go into details about it.
Also, Aunty Tam, Jason and Roy asked me to say hi.
Ayyyyyy waz poppin! Made some homemade bread and Nanaimo bars the other day, y’all free to drop by and have some ✨✨✨
WELL. Sooo, I was playing in the pit for the Riddlers most recent fight (?) with Batman. We was rocking to bossa Nova version of the Jeopardy theme when the homie Riddler falls through the floor, into the pit? (Where we vibe) The dude mouthed ‘GET TF OUTTA HERE’ and of course we booked it. Essentially, we was sprinting outta the building, carrying our clunky ass instruments before Batman could spot us (we ain’t criminals or whatever, The riddler just hires us to play music for him)
Just saw Red Robin losing it on top of them gargoyle statues cuz School is back. He just started screaming (not outta pain, but outta rage?) and some other students that were passing by joined in and started crying? All I gotta say is that I’m glad that I’m not in school anymore. Although…
There’s a Student discount of 20% off at the dinner I work at ;) (Marie’s Diner)
I work the night shift children. I hand out free leftover hot chocolate and coffee.
The villains in this city may rob banks, kidnap ppl, or essentially cause chaos
But they will f#ck you up if you say or do something… controversial?
If you some wack ass N#zis Supporter, the Joker will run you up
AndAll the vigilantes will turn a blinds eye on you (Batman may show up, but only after ur severely beaten up)
If you are Homophobic? Specifically Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn will make your life a living hell
If you’re racist, You will probably get jumped by Red hood, Bane, and Baby Robin, etc. (The Signal will find a way to expose you)
If you kick a cat. Your getting jumped by cat woman and 30 cats.
If you beat up a street kid, you will also get jumped by Cat woman, Red Hood, Poison Ivy, and a good amount of the rogues
The heroes/vigilantes may not come after you, (except for a few like Baby Robin and Ref Hood) but they will expose you, ruin your reputation, and cancel you online.
Essentially, even the villains have morals and will go after you.
So Baby Robin and @younger-grayson popped in, I served some iced tea(Canadian iced tea y’all )Gritts with salt (I tried sugar, but it tastes wack. So we goin with SALT) Chicken bacon, with them eggs, and some sliced apples, pears, and oranges. I am proud to say Baby Robins insults have decreased from 13 to 12. At one point, he forgot to take off his shoes and tracked snow in my apartment WITHOUT making a sound. So, I’m now knitting some slippers for those two. @younger-grayson what colour you want for your slippers?
the colour of my soul, B L A C K, thank you aunty tam!
Oh lord. How bout this, a lovely grey with ravens or crows embroidered on it? And no prob! I’m happy that y’all came to visit!
So Baby Robin and @younger-grayson popped in, I served some iced tea(Canadian iced tea y’all )Gritts with salt (I tried sugar, but it tastes wack. So we goin with SALT) Chicken bacon, with them eggs, and some sliced apples, pears, and oranges. I am proud to say Baby Robins insults have decreased from 13 to 12. At one point, he forgot to take off his shoes and tracked snow in my apartment WITHOUT making a sound. So, I’m now knitting some slippers for those two. @younger-grayson what colour you want for your slippers?
#OnlyInGotham you scold one of the Robins. (#ThisBoyHasNoManners) The lil shit called me a WENCH. So, being a black woman, I proceeded to scold the lil Robin, and feed him Mac n Cheese for the next two hours. CHILE… He talks like he from the Yee yee old times.
Oh yea he does that. Don’t mind it he was raised weird
weird is an horrible understatement but sure
Y’all-
Finna feed him the most spiciest and delicious food I can cook for him if he ever falls through my window again.
So I was feeding the homie The Signal my beef patties, and my guy started tearing up(They Spicccyyyyy) I gave him the look of ‘can you not handle the flavours?!’ And he shook his head.
Signal : Nah, I’ve been living with some white folks for a bit and some of them can’t handle spicy food. The…. Grandpa who makes the food certainly knows his spices tho. He just has to cater to the others so most of the food is mild.
Me : Damn! We need to help you!
Signal : wha-
Me : FEED OUR BOY THE SIGNAL PROPER FLAVOUR
So, let’s have a campaign called ‘#FlavourForSignal2020’ and ‘#FlavourForSignal2021’ (since New Years is coming up.)
