#soright

“Do you actually think you can say no?”

“And if I’m super-drunk, I won’t even remember it…” ;)

“She took full advantage of your long-distance relationship. You never found out.”

“I hope you realize she won’t settle for any less from now on…”

“Call in the next guys, we’re taking a break soon…”

nicholaus-silver:

It’s fine, she’s left handed.

“He made the bet with him. She’s probably gonna let him win anyway…”

“How to get your hubby to the gym!” :D

“Did she got used by one room of guys or more?”

“Your girlfriend is the most fun girl on their class!”

stagnationhw:

The extra attention quickly goes from overwhelming to exciting…

“Everyone thinks he’s the bad boy but all he wants to do is lick other guy’s cum out her girl…”