So I reopened my dating apps because my tarot deck said to
And then I matched this guy
So I was like “Ok I GOTTA message him”
THE RING WRAITH SAID TRANS RIGHTS
I think I’m in love.
I’ll try to keep you updated, but if I stop posting I’ve run off to Mordor.
Small update:
He replies pretty slowly, but that’s OK, I think I’ve got him.
I don’t think he knows what to make of me
I’m so invested in this romcom OP plEASE keep us posted.
It’s been really slow
GUYS IM SWOONING
How the fuck do you have this much chemistry with a nazgul
I’m a BARD
“Because my tarot deck said you” do you think they were just like, “you gotta see this out, it’s hilarious”?
To it’s credit, I’ve also met a guy I really like. That just isn’t funny.
GUYS
I THINK WE’RE GONNA DO THIS THING
Also I told him about you. Also I have cut out some parts of the Convo, but all the fun parts are here.
GUYS THIS IS HAPPENING
What do I WEAR?!
I could cry.
I have to announce a tragedy.
Naz Gûl was kicked from Tinder before I got his number. I’m heartbroken. :(
HE FOUND ME!!!!!!!
Update: the date is set!
OK COOL BUT DID YOU GET TO HANG OUT??? HOW WAS IT
I NEED AN UPDATE, OH-NAZGUL-CHARMER
Working on it! :)
So we moved on over.
I apologize for the lack of updates, but this update has us to the present finally!
We have a schedule. Both our lives have been ABSURD over the duration of this story, and there’s a lot of me and him in here.
A lot of folks seem to think that this is a romantic date? Pretty early on, Naz said that he wasn’t looking for romance. And I am VERY Polyamorous, but not really looking for new folks right now.
Still! We’re going to do this thing! We’re going to meet, and we’re going to take pictures (maybe even a video or two?) And you’ll get to see it!
Today’s the day
We opted for a coffee shop because of the rain, but I am here with coffee waiting.
Why am I so nervous? This isn’t even a DATE date. We’re bros. It’s gonna be cool.
Any car could be Him, and I keep looking up at each one. Is he gonna show up in the costume? Is the weather cool for that? Is it in the wash?
Thankfully I did think of a cool line to say when he gets here.
Gotta be honest, I wish I had done a “Tap To See More” on this post all those months ago, scrolling is a pain.
There’s a girl outside having an ANIMATED conversation about someone who wronged her friend and she is big mad. I am living for her. I want the best for her life. I will never speak to her.
Oh god oh fuck oh shit he’s here, he pulled up. How do I look? Is there anything in my teeth? Act cool, Guin, act cool
Yeahhh…..sorry for…being inactive in…2? Months? School started and my brain is malfunctioning because of pre-calculus
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Anyways, I recently watched the netflix series Squid Game! because my bff recommended it to me and It’s awesome! I watched it for Kang Sae-Byeok the Plot.
