#source clickhole

Some Guy: Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t punch you in the face.

Sal: Judge said I’d go to jail if someone punched me in the face one more time.

Joe: I’ll open my mouth and swallow you whole arm.

Murr: It’d be way too rewarding.

Q: When you move in to punch me, I’m gonna hold a bucket up to my face, and then your fist will just punch the inside of an empty bucket and you’ll look ridiculous.