#source grinch

Alfie: Any calls? *turns his phone on*

Phone: You have no messages.

Alfie: Odd. Better check the outgoing. *presses another button*

Phone Message *Alfie’s voice*: If you utter so much as one syllable, I’LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH! …If you’d like to fax me, press the star key. *phone beeps*