#source how i met you mother

Alastair: I don’t wanna be Thomas’s boyfriend!

Cordelia: Well what do you want?

Alastair: I don’t know. I wanna be with him all the time. I wanna hear about his day and tell him about mine. I wanna hold his hand and smell his hair… but I don’t wanna be his stupid boyfriend!

Cordelia: Alastair. What you just described is a relationship between a boyfriend and a boyfriend.