#tsc incorrect quotes
Alec: While I’m gone, you’re in charge, Lily.
Lily: Yes!
Alec, to Maia: You’re secretly in charge.
Maia: Obviously.
Will: [at James, Matthew, Christopher and Thomas] Why is it that when something happens, it’s always you four?
Thomas: Believe me, I’ve been asking myself that same question for six years.
Alec: We’re out of a babysitter.
Izzy: Can’t you just get Jace to look after him?
Alec: We can’t.
Magnus: He’s been out with the sniffles for the past month.
Alec: For someone who’s survived multiple beatings from loan sharks, he has a surprisingly delicate constitution.
Alec: I’ve only had Max for a day and a half.
Alec: But if anything bad happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
some guy: Aren’t you… a damsel in distress?
Cordelia: I’m a damsel, I’m in distress, I can handle it. Have a nice day.
Alastair: I don’t wanna be Thomas’s boyfriend!
Cordelia: Well what do you want?
Alastair: I don’t know. I wanna be with him all the time. I wanna hear about his day and tell him about mine. I wanna hold his hand and smell his hair… but I don’t wanna be his stupid boyfriend!
Cordelia: Alastair. What you just described is a relationship between a boyfriend and a boyfriend.
Kit: What’s the best way to steal a man’s wallet?
Ty: Knife to the throat
Livvy ghost: Gun to the back
Dru: Poison in his cup
Ash: You’re all horrible
Alec: What is your goal?
Jace: To kill all the demons.
Alec: No, I meant your fitness goal.
Jace: To run fast enough to kill all the demons.
Cordelia: The only reason I’m not coming at you right now is because Lucie here is a delicate flower who doesn’t like violence.
Lucie: GET HIM CORDELIA!
Jace: Where’s Magnus?
Alec: HE’S NOT MY BOYFRIEND!
Jace: Whoa there, never said he was.
Alec: Ooh… hehe, awkward.
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Jesse: You know, on second thought, gum would be perfection.
Lucie: [Gives Jesse a strange look and hands him a piece of gum]
Jesse: [thinking] Gum would be perfection. Gum would be perfection. I could have said gum would be nice, could have said I’ll have a stick. But no no no no no, for me, gum is perfection. I loathe myself.
Jesse: I need to get something off my chest.
Lucie, after That Snippet™️: Is it your shirt? Please say yes.
Lucie [looking at Cordelia]: What are those marks on your neck?
Cordelia: Mosquito bites
James: *walks in*
Lucie: Hi mosquito
James: If there’s going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
Matthew: Of course. I can’t flip this table by myself.
Alec: sometimes i feel something crawl over me at night
Jace: it’s the consequences of your actions
Clary: the guilt that comes with your choices
Simon: past trauma
Magnus: oops that was me, i sneak in your room to cuddle
Magnus: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Alec: I wake up at 4:30 AM
Magnus:
Magnus: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
