#source wwdits

Harry: Why didn’t you ever publish your revised Potions textbook?

Snape: Probably because the Macarena swept the nation.

Snape: So I didn’t really have time for anything else.

[2 May 1998]

Voldemort: Tonight is a good night to die.

Bellatrix: But I don’t want you to die, Master.

Voldemort: Not me to die, the other guy to die!

Bellatrix: Oh… maybe don’t say it like that.

Voldemort:Okay…

Voldemort: Tonight is a good night for the other guy, not me, to die.