#incorrect hp quotes
I wanted to meet Mr. Lockhart so much as he’ll be signing his books in Flourish and Blotts after few days but I don’t think I’ll be able to come back then. Some people in the bookshop told me about all the great heroic stuff he’s done. Maybe I’ll get to meet him at Hogwarts if he’s this famous.
-Colin Creevey
Dramione | After the first date
Hermione:okay… so, give me a ring…?
Draco:*stands on one knee and gives her a ring*
Hermione:that’s a muggle exp… nevermind.
Marlene: Your eyes look like dark black holes, but that’s alright, because I like astronomy.
Dorcas: If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand
Marlene: Your eyes look like dark black holes, but that’s alright, because I like astronomy.
Dorcas: If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand
Harry: see you in hell.
Draco:are you asking me out on a date?
Draco:because, if so, i accept.
Sirius:Yo mama so scary, you thought the monsters in your closet were friends.
Regulus: We have the same mom, siri.
Sirius: i guess that means we’re both sons of a bitch
Headcanon: Every mother’s day before the potter’s adopted sirius, he’d spend the entire day making yo mama jokes to regulus
Sirius:Yo mama so scary, you thought the monsters in your closet were friends.
Regulus: We have the same mom, siri.
Sirius: i guess that means we’re both sons of a bitch
Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so…
-Remus
Harry:How petty can you get?
Draco: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
Lily: my boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. what should i do?
Remus: punch him in the stomach. then, when he doubles over in pain, kill him.
Dorcas: tackle him.
Marlene: dump him.
Sirius: kick him in the shin.
James: no to all of those. just ask me to lean down.
Scorpius: Can you check for monsters under the bed?
Draco: The monsters don’t live under our beds, they live inside of us.
Scorpius:
Scorpius:Goodnight.
James:Welcome to my very first vlog in which I will try different hair products!
James:*sprays the hairspray into his mouth*
James:Well, right off the bat I can tell you that this one is not very good
Harry, dumping out a shopping bag full of Lunchables onto the table: Tonight, we feast.
Remus, tired™: Surgery is just stabbing someone to life.
Lily:Please never become a surgeon
I married my wife. I love saying ‘my wife,’ it sounds so adult. ‘That’s my wife.’ It’s great, you sound like a person.
-James
Sirius:*kicks “G” off Graveyard sign*
Sirius:Let’s get this party started
Sirius:*dials 911*
Sirius:hey i hate to be “that guy” but i glued myself to the ceiling again
Ginny:You’re a lying, cheating, piece of shit! You’re not the person I married!
Harry:Fine then! We’re getting a divorce! And i’m taking the kids!
Neville, pushing the monopoly board away from them: …maybe we should stop playing
Over text (3)
Slytherin:Answer your phone.
Ravenclaw:Wait a minute, I can’t find it.
Slytherin:Got it
Slytherin, after several minutes: You’re a terrible person. You know you’re killing me. You’re killing me, rave.
Gryffindor: Did you just… agree with me?
Slytherin: Oh I wish I could take-
Gryffindor: Nope! You said it! No take-backs!
